leeviathans:

Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!

anachronic-cobra:

catchymemes:

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

alleiradayne:

claitynroberts:

alleiradayne:

claitynroberts:

alleiradayne:

claitynroberts:

gerardseyeshadow:

edward-masen:

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

don’t u mean

I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS

Omfg I’m dying

*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*

Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.

John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

@alleiradayne

Edward: Do you wanna hang out after class?

John as Bella: Nah, sister, you’re not getting me to no secondary location!

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Edward: My family, we’re different from others of our kind. We only drink animal blood, but it’s your scent. It’s like a drug to me. It’s like you’re my own personal brand of heroine.

John:

Edward: You know what I am. Say it.

John:

Originally posted by speechanddebatememes

hoktril:

hoktril:

the biggest mood of the night is the hulu support agent saying “wack” when i told him one of his solutions didn’t work. mitch r if you’re out there-

ch-llmonger:

bbyfggt:

eltigrechico:

cockhaver:

She never will, King

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE

mostamazingtrees:

it’s the (except to spider) that really gets me

hotelmaintenence:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

every time i see the word peonies without context 

spacemancharisma:

chaoticharbinger:

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE